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A MUST FOR FESTIVAL VIRGINS

At last a product that'll give you instant 'cred', it's so rough they'll think you've been abusing it for years!

Product: Quality Crafted Flask

Brand: Independent

Description: Hip flask for to meet all your highly efficient liquid concealment needs.

Specification:

Quality crafted (not!)

Possably made by blind limbless animals in a dark cave

Or Koston's had it in his pocket all year skating

Ill fitting, scruffy and dented as standard

PLEASE BUY ME